Wednesday, 13 January 2016

The Horn of Henley

New Innovative Eco-friendly Design
With this handy lightweight tool, one can easily blow amplified raspberries at mooring wardens, aggressive swans, and the good denizens of Phylis court, as one cruises oneself past in fine style.
Excellent value, as one horn should last you all season (provided you do not get it wet).
Available now for the specially amazing introductory price of 4.99 english pounds (price will increase to 147.99 during regatta week, when demand outstrips supply).
Note: We can also deliver a shorter version, if the weight of this model is too much for your wrist. But, unfortunately, the decibel level and projected distance are halved.
Our dogs love it.
Yours will too!